Dear Self: Do not try changing the bulb in the kitchen – the great long tube fluorescent bulb – whilst you are cooking. Once you drop it, it shatters like a bomb, and you will be picking glass out of everything and sweeping for the rest of the afternoon.
*sigh*
I am grateful for my whisk broom, my big broom, my dust mop, my sponge mop, and the ubiquity of hardware stores open early ’til late.
*goes grumpily back to the kitchen*