SAM/S.A.M., Secret Agent Man
Oh, all right, fine. It’s not a secret.
I am agented through Steven Chudney, of The Chudney Agency.
The Chudney Agency is a small, independent literary agency run by Steven Chudney, who, after more than fifteen years in the business, seems to know just about everyone, and uses that superpower for good.
(Please call him Steven; SAM is just my silly acronym!)