…Sometimes, the world just MAKES YOU post.
Okay: via Robin‘s blog? The cast photos of the Cullens on Stephanie Meyer’s site — ARE WRONG. First, they look more anorexic and cold than gloriously beautiful and freeze-glowing. Second, it’s just… Twilight, okay? That whole Edward-and-Bella thing that gives me hives. ‘Nough said. And can someone tell me why Edward looks so darned annoyed? We’re the ones who are supposed to be annoyed. They’re supposed to be perfect and inhumanly beautiful. They just look hipshot, cold and pissed.
Speaking of pissed, I think this goes way beyond it, into Herr Horn Book’s list of “You Are SO Going to Hell:” The NY Times ran a piece about Cathy’s Book: If Found Call (650)266-8233, the YA mysteryesque novel we ranted about quite a while back, which dropped more brand names than a mall storefront. This article also discusses a new book series aimed at the marketing demographic of “tween” (which is a neologism for between and preteen, and covers the span between ages eight and twelve), which will contain massive product placement on various levels. The article quotes a head of children’s publishing at HarperCollins who claims “corporate sponsorship or some sort of advertising is totally embedded in the world that tweens live in. It gives us another opportunity for authenticity.”
Authenticity?!
Adults in the United States are going bankrupt by the thousands per year and people, striving to find and have the best of the best of the best are going nuts trying to keep up with the newest techie gadget and living WELL beyond their means, but that’s simply not enough, apparently. Let’s roll with giving our readers aged 8-12 more authenticity. Every tween must self-identify as a consumer…. starting… NOW!
As one of the myriad kids with parents who didn’t have the money to keep me in Gap and Guess? this makes me sick — with fear, actually. Does anyone really need to encourage a generation of self-loathing tweens? Why push kids faster down the slope toward being unhappy with what they have?
Oh, wait. I remember. Money.
I’m with Roger. I’m smelling sulphur.
Finally, via Anastasia@Ypulse, employers in Oz are SERIOUSLY seeing graduating teens using text-slang and gamer-speak in their job applications. I’d laugh — this wud b such a gud joke …u kno whut? its 2 sad 2b funny.
nywayz…