to the squirrel
long-tailed, furry pig:
we do not love rodents here
your kind caused the plague.
Oh, ALL RIGHT. So we can’t blame rodents for the Black Death anymore, nor the fleas on which they rode into town. I’m still not very happy with having to move the feeder AGAIN. ::sigh:: Look Squirrels, JUST LET THE GOLDFINCHES EAT IN PEACE. Is it that hard????