Weekends with NPR


Ah, I adore NPR. It’s so lovely to have streaming audio and hear those placid voices I’ve been hearing for years, even though I’m miles from home.

NPR this weekend has quite a few cool things. Anne Trubek, of Oberlin College feels it’s time to retire Catcher in the Rye from high school reading lists. Oh, hear, hear. It wasn’t contemporary when I was in high school, and though he was perhaps shocking in 1951, I found poor Holden just …generically whiny. With as many excellent books as have been written in the last ten years, not to mention just this year, surely it’s time to reshuffle?

From NPR’s Youth Radio: Ebert Elementary School in Denver started the FUNNIEST Book Election last week — instead of arguing about Democratic contenders (which they did all last year — it was Obama vs. Clinton on the playground, at high decibel), they’re standing behind their favorite books… for sometimes just as lame of reasons as people vote for candidates. “I haven’t read any of them,” one student confesses.

Also:
The ladies at Jezebel trouble the waters at Terabithia. Don’t miss Fine Lines.

Jo Walton hates fantasy. Don’t let that World Fantasy Award thing fool you.

And mental_floss has a Quick 10 on winning words in Scrabble. Play some this Labor Day weekend!

Poetry Friday: Never Doubt? Or Question Everything?

The Microbe
by Hilaire Belloc [1870-1953]

The Microbe is so very small
You cannot make him out at all,
But many sanguine people hope
To see him through a microscope.
His jointed tongue that lies beneath
A hundred curious rows of teeth;
His seven tufted tails with lots
Of lovely pink and purple spots,
On each of which a pattern stands,
Composed of forty separate bands;
His eyebrows of a tender green;
All these have never yet been seen–
But Scientists, who ought to know,
Assure us that they must be so…
Oh! let us never, never doubt
What nobody is sure about!

The last two lines of this poem are quoted by Gene Wilder in the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971). Even though I’m pretty sure the whole cast and crew were on drugs when it was filmed, I love that weird old movie; the book is even more strange.

I love that the Wilder’s lines, as written by screenwriter David Seltzer, are just packed with poetry, which was fun for both the adults and the kids. I can’t think of another non-poetic movie that uses so much poetry, can you?

Poetry Friday today is hosted at Charlotte’s Library, hope you drop in and join in the fun.

Weather Wha?



An acquaintance of mine just got this t-shirt, and I laughed, and laughed.

This is a BBC weather icon — meaning what, no one quite knows — but that confused state is what this summer’s been like here in Glasgow — and probably over much of the East Coast.

Happy Wednesday.

Best. Logo. EVER.

You’ll have to go to the Cybil’s site and take a look. But OH. Seriously. Cool. Lisa Fuller, plus our own Little Willow (her sister!) and our Anne Levy= Awesome. Can we say T-shirts? Bags? Mugs?

Oh, yeah, and they’re looking for a few good bloggers… people, read ALL THE REQUIREMENTS before you sign on.

An Imperfectly Depressing Poem

ODE ON MELANCHOLY

NO, no! go not to Lethe, neither twist
Wolf’s-bane, tight-rooted, for its poisonous wine;
Nor suffer thy pale forehead to be kist
By nightshade, ruby grape of Proserpine;
Make not your rosary of yew-berries,
Nor let the beetle, nor the death-moth be
Your mournful Psyche, nor the downy owl
A partner in your sorrow’s mysteries;
For shade to shade will come too drowsily,
And drown the wakeful anguish of the soul.

But when the melancholy fit shall fall
Sudden from heaven like a weeping cloud,
That fosters the droop-headed flowers all,
And hides the green hill in an April shroud;
Then glut thy sorrow on a morning rose,
Or on the rainbow of the salt sand-wave,
Or on the wealth of globèd peonies;
Or if thy mistress some rich anger shows,
Emprison her soft hand, and let her rave,
And feed deep, deep upon her peerless eyes.

She dwells with Beauty — Beauty that must die;
And Joy, whose hand is ever at his lips
Bidding adieu; and aching Pleasure nigh,
Turning to poison while the bee-mouth sips:
Ay, in the very temple of Delight
Veil’d Melancholy has her sovran shrine,
Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue
Can burst Joy’s grape against his palate fine;
His soul shall taste the sadness of her might,
And be among her cloudy trophies hung.

— John Keats (The Oxford Book of English Verse:
1250-1900,
1919 edition)


How very classy I feel this week! Keats!

Ah, there is nothing so fine as a bout of wakeful anguish, despite the fact that our culture is well-medicated against anguish, melancholia and depression of all kinds. I came across this ode this week and had to read it over and over again. I am for some reason charmed by the spelling in this poem — words like “kist,” “soveran” and “emprisoned” are lovely examples of the indifferent spelling practices of the 19th century.

Keats is like many of the 19th century’s British poets, in that he equates pleasure with pain and desire with fear or suffering. It seems their happiness could never be unalloyed; in a time when people died from seasonal bouts of influenza and lovers caught in the Spring rain might mean one of them would die of some hideous fever in June, it’s easy to imagine why even joy was something viewed with caution — these poets were literally waiting for the other shoe to drop. Joy is seen blowing kisses, bidding the poor mortals fond goodbyes, as poison comes to take the place of pleasure. Whee.

Startlingly, it seems that Keats is encouraging his readers to embrace melancholy and seek out its veiled hiding places among the raptures of joy. He wants us to look forward to the sadness soon-to-come sadness. In the very temple of delight lurks melancholy. Seems crazy, no? American’s are raised with Puritan ideals, so this sort of …wallowing in grief and soaking up the sadness isn’t something quite tasteful, somehow. We learn pretty early that “suck it up” is the only way to get through. Laugh and the world laughs with you, after all…

An interesting world, where melancholia was prized. Perhaps there used to be a certain nobility in suffering, because it was believed that the sufferer was made melancholy by thought, and thought, of course, is a safely intellectual and highly erudite pursuit. Nowadays, melancholy is shoved rudely aside for bleak depression, which is not the same at all.

*SOME EXPLANATIONS*
If you, as I, were not gifted with a thoroughly classical education, you might not know that Lethe is the River of Oblivion in Greek mythology. Lethe is one of the rivers which flows through the unlovely region of Hades, and the recently dead were required to drink from in, to forget their lives in the living world.

Wolfsbane is not only a flower which allegedly could help identify werewolves, it’s also a pretty wicked drink made of bitters, cider, blackcurrant and rum, according to the Wiki. (I have to show off my new knowledge of what “bitters” are — some distilled herbal thing British people put in drinks in the pub. Still am not quite sure why anyone wants to drink something bitter, but…live and learn.)

You should also know that nightshade has scarlet berries, which are here paralleled to the “ruby grape” of the pomegranate, and every part of the yew tree is deeply poisonous, except the fleshy part of the berry, though its poison was used in medieval medications.

Poetry of a more cheerful countenance can doubtless be discovered at the blog of Read. Imagine. Talk, location of this week’s Poetry Friday.

On Foot

We’ve lived for almost a year now without a car. We’ve talked about living without a car when we go “home,” or wherever we end up. In California, it’s not impossible, but in the summer, it could be really brutal, as there’s quite a distance sometimes between bus stops. And, then there’s the driving culture in which so many take part — it creates some real take-it-for-granted behavior in terms of giving directions and respecting how much time it takes to get between point A. and point Z (we’ve even seen that here in Scotland). I read this story with a sense of awe at the sheer stubbornness displayed.

The Invisible Man

I can’t explain this, so you’ll just have to believe me: last month my brother and sister-in-law asked my wife and me to adopt one of their cats. Maybe that doesn’t sound like much to you. Maybe you think it happens all the time — somebody decides they have too many cats and somebody else absorbs the surplus. But there was one little anomaly in this situation. We live in Ravenswood, and they live in a small town an hour’s drive from Seattle.

Why didn’t they look for a respectable, cat-needy household in their own neighborhood — even in their own time zone? That’s what I can’t explain. It was just one of those things: as Johnny Carson once said, “If you buy the premise, you’ll buy the bit.” They thought it made sense to ship a cat two thousand miles, and I ended up in a live-action version of a Magritte painting. Life works out that way sometimes — my life in particular.

Anyway, on a weekday morning in March, my brother dropped the cat off at the United terminal in Seattle. The cat was traveling by a direct flight, to eliminate the chance of a missed connection; and, at the advice of more than one vet, she wasn’t tranquilized — doped cats, we learned, sometimes forget to curl up when they’re cold, not a good thing when they may spend hours in unheated baggage areas. Around noon I called United in Chicago to find out where I was supposed to pick up the cat.

This is where we came to a problem. I don’t drive. By that I don’t mean what most people mean: “I have a car, but I try not to use it.” Neither my wife nor I have ever had a car nor even a driver’s license. It’s the way we do our bit for the ecosystem. We sometimes try to make it sound like a big sacrifice, but the truth is that in Chicago, being without a car can be a blessing. After all, we lived in Lakeview for 15 years, and we didn’t spend a single second of that time looking for a parking space.

But when you’re dependent on the RTA to get everywhere, a slight ambiguity in directions can turn into a major logistical hassle. That’s what happened this time. The guy at the airline was vague about where I had to go.

He didn’t think he was being vague; he simply took for granted that I would be driving. I’ve learned over the years that the noncarless don’t bother cultivating precision about distances. Offhandedly, he dispensed the information that the cat wouldn’t be at the terminal, but would be taken to the freight office, and I should show up there an hour and a half after the plane landed. Then he started to hang up.

“Where’s the freight office?” I asked loudly.

“Just follow the signs,” he said.

Read the rest of the story here. By Lee Sandlin

Squee! The Imps Have Our Jane!

JANE YOLEN SIGHTING! Go, read the fabulous interview with this incredibly gifted and generous authors. (To whom we once stood close enough to touch but were too geeky to say hello!)

FURTHER SQUEE! Publishers’ Weekly just gave C.K. another STARRED REVIEW! Man, she’s just raking them in! Mazel tov!

The copy editing package is in the mail! And now I’m going back to bed.

Pratchett & Meyers and More

The minute I sit down to write a quick post, the DHL guy is here with a copy editing package. Read this as I wrote it — full speed ahead, taking only half-breaths at punctuation — Ready… GO!

NPR has done a fabulous profile on Walter Dean Myers. Anyone who has seen this man in person knows that he is engaging and amusing, and dynamic. This is a great piece, and concludes with a excerpt from his novel GAME. Take a peek.


There’s that trademark black hat!

Here’s a Pratchett sighting from the Book Festival in Edinburgh. No, not mine, unfortunately — but a reader and book enthusiast called The Yarn Junkie. Apparently 111 knitters and crocheters (what?! And they didn’t ask ME!?) made this loving Discworld tribute in afghan form. Don’t you just LOVE IT when books inspire this kind of affection and concern? Yay for the “Pratchgan,” indeed Pratchett “aten’t dead.” Interested parties can go to Yarn Junkie’s site and check out the whole project. (Hat tip to SF Signal.)

Okay — seriously scary [EDITED to add: 19th century] Russian language stories for naughty children, via mental_floss. Lots of sharp teeth!

“Just wanted to try it once?” Seriously? Big A, little a talks copying behavior from YA books… Shoplifting, to be specific.

Okay, writers: is your job to reflect moral behavior or real life? Discuss amongst yourselves… Or something else? Discuss amongst yourselves…