S.S. Supersized: Snarky, snarky, snarky…

At last, I’m coming clean.

I have to. See, all this time, through the blurry eyes of the World Outside, I have been hidden. I have been deemed Acceptable. But now, I have to Yahoo! Avatarsmove away from the wall, and expose my shambling self outside the shadows. But, once they said that A.F. was obsese, I knew I had to say, well, something. There isn’t any hiding anymore now that They have started to bring the Obese Ones out of hiding.

You know you’re one of them. If you weigh over 105 pounds, you’re one of them. Maybe you’re even a hugely obese 118, like A.F.

Darn it, you should just come clean.

Yahoo has made it easy. They’ve supplied PLUS SIZED AVATARS to make sure that you can tell the whole truth about yourself, even in cyberspace. Sure, they only come in five or six schleppy outfits, and next to the regular avatars look… alarmingly huge, with amusingly small heads. But fair’s fair, okay? Can’t let the world go around thinking that a size four? (Five? Maybe 6?) is obese, and not own up to the extra cleavage on my little avatar.

Fanny packs? Yahoo has an avatar for that. A bit of a wide-load through the hips, maybe some saddle bags? Yahoo can help. A bit more in terms of, um, upper body heft? Yahoo can help you there, too. Note the cleavage vee!

(Note also that there are no plus-sized GUY avatars.)

So, let me be the first to say it: A.F., it’s okay. We know the real you, now.

As for the rest of you? Just come clean, okay? We don’t want to have to hunt you down with the Freaky Fitness Dude and the Calipers of Doom.

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