…but hey, it’s an acrostic.
A real stone in the Notre-Dame-des-Neiges Cemetery, Section C, plot 01369, Montreal.
Depending which theory you ascribe to, this is the last joke of a practical joker, or, “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.” ~ Act III, Scene VIII, The Mourning Bride, by William Congreve, 1697.